party-into-thesun:

sharkchunks:

basedgosh:

why would she sell sea shells by a sea shore when you can just pick them off of the ground for free that’s not how you run a business

She’s sold sea shells by the seashore since shapely seashore seashells stay scarce. Since she sells superior shells searchers spend centuries searching for, seldom selling simple shells, so she still sustains solid savings.

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jollygemma:

when my parents ask me why i’m always on my laptop

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neoliberalismkills:

a man who gets what he wants out of life

portantis:

Heaven
no duh

portantis:

Heaven

no duh

ask-ashestorture-thedemonvampire:

sakibatch:

altnonfic:

Feb 28, 2013 - By wearing different colored hats, over 2,600 employees at Genentech (in San Francisco) celebrated the 60th anniversary of the discovery of DNA

holy heck this is brilliant!

the science is strong in this one

ask-ashestorture-thedemonvampire:

sakibatch:

altnonfic:

Feb 28, 2013 - By wearing different colored hats, over 2,600 employees at Genentech (in San Francisco) celebrated the 60th anniversary of the discovery of DNA

holy heck this is brilliant!

the science is strong in this one

unamusedsloth:

"CAN’T WE ALL JUST GET ALONG?"

unamusedsloth:

"CAN’T WE ALL JUST GET ALONG?"

ifonlywewereamoungstfriends:

nilenna:


Kryolan HD, BodyArt and Special FX make-up at IMATS LA.

Looks like something out of ‘Farescape’ :)

SFX make up game so strong. This is one of my all time favourites. The paint job alone is magnificent. 

ifonlywewereamoungstfriends:

nilenna:

Kryolan HD, BodyArt and Special FX make-up at IMATS LA.

Looks like something out of ‘Farescape’ :)

SFX make up game so strong. This is one of my all time favourites. The paint job alone is magnificent. 


"acting is the most wildly overpaid position imaginable."

"acting is the most wildly overpaid position imaginable."

communicants:

Hana-bi (Takeshi Kitano, 1997)

thatwasmeanish:

sunflowersforamy:

I wonder what would happen if somebody invented a video game wherein your vision is first-person camera and you never see a reflection or yourself or hear your own voice but you basically just have to do standard action game stuff and then at the end of the game it goes into third-person camera and BAM TURNS OUT YOU WERE A LADY ALL ALONG I would just be interested to know how that would be received by the gaming community

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